Song for Being Pregnant

(Sung with breathy gusto to “Every Breath You Take.” Sing it out loud. It's more fun.)

Every breath I take, every move I make,
Every leaf I rake, every step I take, I need to pee.
Every single hour, I don’t have the power.
Every game I play, every way I sway, I need to pee.

Oh, can’t you see, I need to pee!
How my bladder aches, with every step I take!

Every move I make, every sneeze I take,
At sleep or wake, at calm or quake, I need to pee.

Every day I walk so carefully.
This little babe is just one big bully.
It has such fun jumping up and down all day.
It likes to clog, but I prefer ballet.
I keep crying, “Baby, baby, please!”

Oh, can’t you see, I need to pee!
How my bladder aches, with every step I take!

Every move I make, every sneeze I take,
At sleep or wake, at calm or quake, I need to pee.

Every breath I take, every move I make,
Every leaf I rake, every step I take,
I need to pee.
Every breath I take, every move I make,
Every leaf I rake, every step I take,
I need to pee.
(Repeat until next potty break.)